shaniqua-smeggdrop/procs/_index

+agenda b800a73f299f8d07d59d415cce99644eca6d1648
NASA_GRADE_DECRYPTION 7606229a99684f69dfa352a0e134b43af0cc78a6
NASA_GRADE_ENCRYPTION 1fccf5ef813a75a09b00b9e2e2bd2a72a162fa6d
NASA_GRADE_ENCRYPTION' facc3d7d8888cd922098694ce61fda1e33c879b8
NumberOfGod d097491444068b183dd4a78abcb7b90d3a94163f
RIP_niggerdeath d29dec8aebfb16af893c14419516f0d83de4f4a7
WORDOFGOD d8a3c1513a7b4e5edf7a3cc4bd3e3e898f6b502e
_incogagenda:event_old 6620f95d7dde25913cb3b010cb101bf3db16f371
_lex_fridman_reading 5a1df4f81f8e92fe879f3e9370f132b24e43daae
_lex_fridman_reading_inner 9c10d20ef25f4c3fb4c51b91640338fd3629cddf
_n_r_r 61d461e02e7bcef8ea98f079a322145ce65e0754
alex_fridman_reading bcdfd11e8c234b51147cb33c5b5ece3cf5e21758
c_at_n 778ea439ab6c6ee8718b27fa17634bef1ffad57b
c_at_n_debug a5248a7559f86ae24053f685d285219f58c35906
char 71fafc4e2fc1e47e234762a96b80512b6b5534c2
color 6dd0fe8001145bec4a12d0e22da711c4970d000b
csplit 9dee0e0c9de58ce43e88d97c66a4ded3761de9fd
et a5bc1d9b2ae74e7a8a249659c13b14f5c2eac13f
fart' f82f87b4bb1f1de348aea420ff40c4697f8cc41f
gay 2871591e64f027a23fadafaa00305a8bd3484292
gay_real 7350d9495ac03aaeea097bcb716a52eacbda7ce0
gaybowchar e81d45ec6e2f3c540f4b8df4e6177d3c6327d216
happynewyear 01bc7842cd7d641aa5c9b5328d0b36099c4c96ca
isgitworkingatall 446e36f703ad4368f85a4fb396371f7e6ec4d86e
lex_fridman_reading 7d1d02d6635d653a60b8681b144ef62e9dc3d21a
n_arsebackwards_rands' dbe0cbd1b5f7bc866fe4775a9b82c4c319740c70
n_r_r d2aee9543bb4d625863781234a7a0967026a85f1
n_r_r' f1b80b9c62d71ff793e5084f5c0747b47586405b
nist_rand be4fc6825952b2d54286259ef360a9b8a073d5e1
nist_rand' 689f4294eb670cf61758663926c0fe538d7021c6
old+agenda d8eb095fe42bb7e4a3daa9d4831b99407a9b9664
parse_formatting dfc48b42a115fab2be7d88319176e80432aaa6e0
rand_onion 7cfa62dca748eb0d3e538d92e6de770f0aed3899
random_word fbb08ed9c2636f900a49c4fb3c0d60790562fd5c
random_word_alt 4cd6aa22af199e746253fd437122ed790cbabdd3
ricky_word a7765cbdd8817e06abf7b341e9a77adb891b4643
ricky_word_ a698c49cad760393dd92abe54f19e69e0e4f7f5f
screensaver 2980d6f3cfa6465f4081ae1edd40a2f34124aa0b
settuB 4e55d43392c0033c6ea4174b1e196f5cb3f21373
split_on_formatting a07fa5b8c3bdcc395bb9e27240b191b0f767a294
split_on_formatting_FUCKYOU ff93d9d9f418fcc87a0f804f5d284ab3c4a4b530
stock3 0278add4d156077f214a8c921e96a6f0dd4fe7cf
stock_yahoo_v10 3baf09c618e19a34cf07d03aad8a9ca6bdef4564
strip_all 4f2fcfac11b586cc810f9858a5b5613f19d25525
strip_color 64ff39213d131bca6787051448e1f381ed85ec13
strip_color_broken 3890c04a958c9138800ac51342588002c2877e7c
strip_colour 1de53d931a484bf54036f9c202ed3ffb32cfed6f
tater2 a2c78031d562b80be32190e894f4b5801512b492
temp_off fa1e647398c4636182437f7b138ec65abd2edd35
test234535 2d931b665420e63cb8ef8b9ce33f1e0ff66c109a
testo444 b97b92d30ce8f6c872670f177fa384e61df3b004
testo4444 5a40678c150205d31ffbd01d683d1508fdb8bbd5
{unknown:2:cmd/^(.+?)agenda$/} 657bc30942d1570b7235e64128e671947718ce97
unparse_formatting e59618b8fea2a2c6a44577eacfb5ecf791927487
word_of_american_god' 0fc1fa5c2a01f14226e42c6fba796c4f126b1fe3
xmasbowchar c6eebebb88f70a40e755c79d2506b5829945cb13
Evaluated rename t+agenda +agenda 2020-10-07 16:21:51 +02:00			`+agenda b800a73f299f8d07d59d415cce99644eca6d1648`
Evaluated proc NASA_GRADE_DECRYPTION {the_cipher the_key} {set ret {}; set thecharacter {}; foreach thecharacter [split $the_cipher {}] thesecret [split $the_key {}] {lappend ret [format "%c" [expr [scan $thecharacter %c] ^ [scan $thesecret %c]]]}; join $ret} 2020-09-28 21:45:48 +02:00			`NASA_GRADE_DECRYPTION 7606229a99684f69dfa352a0e134b43af0cc78a6`
Evaluated proc NASA_GRADE_ENCRYPTION evil_code {set ret {}; set the_key [rot13 $evil_code]; set thecharacter {}; foreach thecharacter [split $evil_code {}] thesecret [split $the_key {}] {lappend ret [expr [scan $thecharacter %c] ^ [scan $thesecret %c]]}; join $ret} 2020-09-28 21:40:23 +02:00			`NASA_GRADE_ENCRYPTION 1fccf5ef813a75a09b00b9e2e2bd2a72a162fa6d`
Evaluated proc NASA_GRADE_ENCRYPTION' evil_code {set ret {}; set the_key [rot13 $evil_code]; set thecharacter {}; foreach thecharacter [split $evil_code {}] thesecret [split $the_key {}] {lappend ret [expr [scan "$thecharacter" %c] ^ [scan "$thesecret" %c]]}; return $ret} 2020-09-28 22:05:44 +02:00			`NASA_GRADE_ENCRYPTION' facc3d7d8888cd922098694ce61fda1e33c879b8`
Evaluated proc NumberOfGod {} {dict get [dict get [json2dict [ wget https://beacon.nist.gov/beacon/2.0/pulse/last ]] pulse ] localRandomValue } 2020-10-14 00:54:03 +02:00			`NumberOfGod d097491444068b183dd4a78abcb7b90d3a94163f`
Evaluated rename niggerdeath_RIP RIP_niggerdeath 2020-10-12 16:53:51 +02:00			`RIP_niggerdeath d29dec8aebfb16af893c14419516f0d83de4f4a7`
Evaluated proc WORDOFGOD {{when "8 hours ago"}} {set ret "";foreach {a b c d e} [split [n_r_r [clock scan "8 hours ago"]] {}] {lappend ret [lindex $english_words [expr [scan "$a$b$c$d$e$f" %x] % [llength $english_words]]]}; return $ret} 2022-12-27 15:16:32 -08:00			`WORDOFGOD d8a3c1513a7b4e5edf7a3cc4bd3e3e898f6b502e`
Evaluated rename incogagenda:event _incogagenda:event_old 2020-10-07 16:10:13 +02:00			`_incogagenda:event_old 6620f95d7dde25913cb3b010cb101bf3db16f371`
Evaluated proc _lex_fridman_reading {{ll 10}} {each [zip [.. $ll] [lrange [zip [shuffle $::easy_book] [shuffle $::hard_book]] 0 $ll-1]] {{i _} {. {Week $i} {$_} {[expr "1 + [rand 5]"] hr @ [rand 2000] WPM"}}}} 2023-01-06 07:58:37 -08:00			`_lex_fridman_reading 5a1df4f81f8e92fe879f3e9370f132b24e43daae`
Evaluated rename lex_fridman_reading _lex_fridman_reading_inner 2023-01-04 11:02:15 -08:00			`_lex_fridman_reading_inner 9c10d20ef25f4c3fb4c51b91640338fd3629cddf`
Evaluated rename n_r_r _n_r_r 2023-01-04 11:10:07 -08:00			`_n_r_r 61d461e02e7bcef8ea98f079a322145ce65e0754`
Evaluated proc alex_fridman_reading args {apply {nextproc} $args} 2023-01-05 07:54:21 -08:00			`alex_fridman_reading bcdfd11e8c234b51147cb33c5b5ece3cf5e21758`
Evaluated eval [wget https://dpaste.com/C8U7QH44L.txt] 2023-01-13 12:23:25 -08:00			`c_at_n 778ea439ab6c6ee8718b27fa17634bef1ffad57b`
Evaluated eval [wget https://dpaste.com/8HLF79NYP.txt] 2023-01-13 15:50:10 -08:00			`c_at_n_debug a5248a7559f86ae24053f685d285219f58c35906`
Evaluated proc char c {if [catch {regsub -all {\\*} [decode $::alphabet([string toupper $c])] " "} err] {return [join [string repeat "{ } " 5] \n]} {return $err}} 2020-10-23 15:07:35 +02:00			`char 71fafc4e2fc1e47e234762a96b80512b6b5534c2`
Evaluated proc color args {if ![llength $args] {return };if {[lindex $args 0] eq "default"} {return };set ret [color_of [lindex $args 0]]; if {[llength $args] > 1} {if {[lindex $args 1] eq "on"} {append ret ,[color_of [lindex $args 2]]} {append ret \x03,[color_of [lindex $args 1]]}}; return $ret} 2023-01-07 19:06:34 -08:00			`color 6dd0fe8001145bec4a12d0e22da711c4970d000b`
Evaluated rename csplit_fuckyou csplit 2023-01-13 11:50:57 -08:00			`csplit 9dee0e0c9de58ce43e88d97c66a4ded3761de9fd`
Evaluated proc et args {subst [string map {* {[gay]*}} [strip_all [bgbt $args]]]} 2023-01-07 18:24:27 -08:00			`et a5bc1d9b2ae74e7a8a249659c13b14f5c2eac13f`
Evaluated proc fart' {{fart random.cgi}} { get_fart $fart} 2020-09-27 21:25:37 +02:00			`fart' f82f87b4bb1f1de348aea420ff40c4697f8cc41f`
Evaluated proc gay {} {return "[next_in_list {04 08 09 11 10 13 06}]"} 2022-12-13 19:03:37 -08:00			`gay 2871591e64f027a23fadafaa00305a8bd3484292`
Evaluated proc gay_real {} {next_in_list {04 08 09 11 10 13 06}} 2022-12-13 19:05:26 -08:00			`gay_real 7350d9495ac03aaeea097bcb716a52eacbda7ce0`
Evaluated proc gaybowchar c {set c [string toupper $c]; if ![info exists ::alphabet($c)] {return [join [string repeat "{ } " 5] \n]}; set ret [list]; foreach line [split [decode $::alphabet($c)] \n] {set g [gay]; lappend ret [regsub -all {\($\|\n\| )} [regsub -all {(^\|\n\| )} $line "\\1$g,$g"] "\\1"]}; join $ret \n} 2023-01-07 18:17:10 -08:00			`gaybowchar e81d45ec6e2f3c540f4b8df4e6177d3c6327d216`
Evaluated proc happynewyear {{channel #gamme}} {string map "PLACEHOLDER [rainbow $channel]" $::happynewyear} 2022-12-31 09:24:52 -08:00			`happynewyear 01bc7842cd7d641aa5c9b5328d0b36099c4c96ca`
Evaluated proc isgitworkingatall args {} 2022-12-06 16:57:57 -08:00			`isgitworkingatall 446e36f703ad4368f85a4fb396371f7e6ec4d86e`
Evaluated rename 1lex_fridman_reading lex_fridman_reading 2023-01-05 13:29:32 -08:00			`lex_fridman_reading 7d1d02d6635d653a60b8681b144ef62e9dc3d21a`
Evaluated proc n_arsebackwards_rands' {n max} {set aret [list]; foreach z [nist_rand {} $n] {lappend aret [expr $z % $max]}; return $aret} 2022-12-26 18:16:10 -08:00			`n_arsebackwards_rands' dbe0cbd1b5f7bc866fe4775a9b82c4c319740c70`
Evaluated proc n_r_r args n_r_r' 2023-01-04 11:10:31 -08:00			`n_r_r d2aee9543bb4d625863781234a7a0967026a85f1`
Evaluated proc n_r_r' when {join [lindex [split [head 1 [tail 3 [wget https://beacon.nist.gov/beacon/2.0/pulse/last]]]] 6]} 2022-12-27 15:25:58 -08:00			`n_r_r' f1b80b9c62d71ff793e5084f5c0747b47586405b`
Evaluated proc nist_rand {{when {}}} {if {$when eq ""} {set when [clock scan "8 hours ago"]};set ret 0;set i 0; foreach x [lrange [hex2dec [last [regexp -inline {<outputValue>(.?)</outputValue>} [wget https://beacon.nist.gov/beacon/2.0/pulse/time/$when]]]] 0 4] {set ret [expr int($ret + ($x pow(16,$i)))];incr i;}; return $ret} 2022-12-26 17:39:20 -08:00			`nist_rand be4fc6825952b2d54286259ef360a9b8a073d5e1`
Evaluated proc nist_rand' {{when {}} {n 1}} {if {$when eq ""} {set when [clock scan "8 hours ago"]};lrange [hex2dec [n_r_r $when]] 0 4} 2022-12-26 18:08:30 -08:00			`nist_rand' 689f4294eb670cf61758663926c0fe538d7021c6`
Evaluated rename +agenda old+agenda 2020-10-07 16:21:49 +02:00			`old+agenda d8eb095fe42bb7e4a3daa9d4831b99407a9b9664`
Evaluated eval [wget https://dpaste.com/42YDYQULE.txt] 2023-01-08 17:10:59 -08:00			`parse_formatting dfc48b42a115fab2be7d88319176e80432aaa6e0`
Evaluated proc rand_onion {} {set randstr ""; for {set i 1} {$i<=56} {incr i} {append randstr [?? $::onion_chars]}; return "$randstr"} 2023-01-13 11:18:17 -08:00			`rand_onion 7cfa62dca748eb0d3e538d92e6de770f0aed3899`
Evaluated proc random_word args {set dict [?? $::english_word]; ?? [set ::[subst $dict]]} 2023-01-08 16:38:17 -08:00			`random_word fbb08ed9c2636f900a49c4fb3c0d60790562fd5c`
Evaluated proc random_word_alt args {set dict [?? $::dicts_singleword]; ?? [set ::[subst $dict]]} 2023-01-08 16:39:15 -08:00			`random_word_alt 4cd6aa22af199e746253fd437122ed790cbabdd3`
Evaluated proc ricky_word {} {choose hellfire diarrhea smell fart poo piss sausage hamburger unicorn prolapse} 2020-10-20 21:16:06 +02:00			`ricky_word a7765cbdd8817e06abf7b341e9a77adb891b4643`
Evaluated rename ricky_word ricky_word_ 2020-10-20 21:14:46 +02:00			`ricky_word_ a698c49cad760393dd92abe54f19e69e0e4f7f5f`
Evaluated proc screensaver {} {giga stampsay nigger} 2023-02-10 12:41:11 -08:00			`screensaver 2980d6f3cfa6465f4081ae1edd40a2f34124aa0b`
Evaluated proc settuB args {. I asked serious question. I will interpret any efforts of derailing it as a sign that _you_ are the man of the "system", thank you for understanding. Now, have you read [choose {Turner Diaries}} 2022-12-23 17:38:06 -08:00			`settuB 4e55d43392c0033c6ea4174b1e196f5cb3f21373`
Evaluated eval [wget https://dpaste.com/5FS85HBAX.txt] 2023-01-08 17:06:40 -08:00			`split_on_formatting a07fa5b8c3bdcc395bb9e27240b191b0f767a294`
Evaluated rename split_on_formatting split_on_formatting_FUCKYOU 2023-01-08 17:04:42 -08:00			`split_on_formatting_FUCKYOU ff93d9d9f418fcc87a0f804f5d284ab3c4a4b530`
Evaluated proc stock3 symbol {set __results [stock_yahoo_v10 $symbol]; set __columns [list previousClose open bid ask];set __info "[list [list ticker $symbol]]"; map $__columns {c {lappend __info "$c [dict get $__results $c]"}};fuckingcolumns $__info} 2023-01-07 18:49:24 -08:00			`stock3 0278add4d156077f214a8c921e96a6f0dd4fe7cf`
Evaluated proc stock_yahoo_v10 {symbol} {dict get [lindex [dict get [dict get [json2dict [wget https://query2.finance.yahoo.com/v10/finance/quoteSummary/$symbol?formatted=false&modules=price%2CsummaryDetail%2CpageViews%2CfinancialsTemplate]] quoteSummary] result] 0] summaryDetail} 2023-01-06 07:41:01 -08:00			`stock_yahoo_v10 3baf09c618e19a34cf07d03aad8a9ca6bdef4564`
Evaluated proc strip_all str {regsub -all {[\[\]]} [strip_color $str] ""} 2022-12-13 19:00:46 -08:00			`strip_all 4f2fcfac11b586cc810f9858a5b5613f19d25525`
Evaluated rename strip_all_old strip_color 2023-01-07 18:21:55 -08:00			`strip_color 64ff39213d131bca6787051448e1f381ed85ec13`
Evaluated rename strip_color strip_color_broken 2023-01-07 18:03:30 -08:00			`strip_color_broken 3890c04a958c9138800ac51342588002c2877e7c`
Evaluated proc strip_colour str {regsub -all {\d{1,2}(,\d{1,2})?} $str {}} 2023-01-07 18:00:20 -08:00			`strip_colour 1de53d931a484bf54036f9c202ed3ffb32cfed6f`
Evaluated proc tater2 {} {return "[wget http://churchturing.org/w/randart/?w=88&h=88&a=&t=]"} 2023-02-09 13:33:21 -08:00			`tater2 a2c78031d562b80be32190e894f4b5801512b492`
Evaluated rename {unknown:2:cmd/^(.+?)agenda$/} temp_off 2020-10-07 16:22:29 +02:00			`temp_off fa1e647398c4636182437f7b138ec65abd2edd35`
Evaluated proc test234535 {} {} 2020-09-28 20:51:09 +02:00			`test234535 2d931b665420e63cb8ef8b9ce33f1e0ff66c109a`
this is broken 2020-09-14 23:03:13 +02:00			`testo444 b97b92d30ce8f6c872670f177fa384e61df3b004`
Evaluated proc testo4444 args {. "work you piece of shit"} 2020-09-14 23:06:23 +02:00			`testo4444 5a40678c150205d31ffbd01d683d1508fdb8bbd5`
Evaluated proc {unknown:2:cmd/^(.+?)agenda$/} {match args} { agenda__ [last $match] [bif [second $args] [second $args] 5] } 2020-10-07 16:25:05 +02:00			`{unknown:2:cmd/^(.+?)agenda$/} 657bc30942d1570b7235e64128e671947718ce97`
Evaluated eval [wget https://dpaste.com/42YDYQULE.txt] 2023-01-08 17:10:59 -08:00			`unparse_formatting e59618b8fea2a2c6a44577eacfb5ecf791927487`
Evaluated proc word_of_american_god' {} {set ret [list]; foreach z [n_arsebackwards_rands' 5 128] {lappend ret [format %c [expr $z + 32]]};join $ret} 2022-12-26 18:19:38 -08:00			`word_of_american_god' 0fc1fa5c2a01f14226e42c6fba796c4f126b1fe3`
Evaluated proc xmasbowchar c {set c [string toupper $c]; if ![info exists ::alphabet($c)] {return [join [string repeat "{ } " 5] \n]}; set ret [list]; foreach line [split [decode $::alphabet($c)] \n] {set g [xmas_colours]; lappend ret [regsub -all {\($\|\n\| )} [regsub -all {(^\|\n\| )\} $line "\\1$g"] "\\1"]}; join $ret \n} 2023-02-16 06:23:49 -08:00			`xmasbowchar c6eebebb88f70a40e755c79d2506b5829945cb13`