diff --git a/vars/491ea9c3996bb9ef5e864b88c49b368b03c97325 b/vars/491ea9c3996bb9ef5e864b88c49b368b03c97325
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..1d477d5
--- /dev/null
+++ b/vars/491ea9c3996bb9ef5e864b88c49b368b03c97325
@@ -0,0 +1,5 @@
+scalar {      __    )
+     |  | _(_
+     |  || *<-'  THX FOR FLYING ZIRC!
+'->- |  ||  |`    9/11 NEVER CONNECT
+}
diff --git a/vars/_index b/vars/_index
index 3dec0e4..614a0a9 100644
--- a/vars/_index
+++ b/vars/_index
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